A Conversation

"Sara.... Sara!"

"Call me 'Mama' please, not 'Sara.'"

"No, I call you 'Sara.'"

"Eden, don't argue with me.  That means when I say something, don't say something else back to me.  Just say 'Yes Ma'am,' ok?"

No response.

"Eden, say 'Yes Ma'am.'"

"Yes Ma'am!"

"Do you even know what you're saying 'Yes Ma'am' about?  Do you know what arguing is?"

"Yes. I want some chocolate."